“It may seem unfair to say that Google Stadia has already failed, but the temporal rifts created by the platform have already revealed the future to highly-advanced organisms such as myself and I feel it is necessary to comment on them.” … Continue readingWhy Google Stadia Failed
“It’s more that nobody has “designed” anything, really, that the internet is a ramshackle bumfuck of a disaster designed by socially-awkward code monkeys who will be the first to go when we start murdering all of the robots.” … Continue readingToxic Behavior – From Anonymous to Furious
“…in order to understand why they are dumb, so that we can understand what ails our cutting-edge videogames, we need a primer on what I imagine actual researchers with actual degrees have to say about evolution and psychology.” … Continue readingToxic Behavior – A Primer on Human Nature
…a series of essays on how modern videogames turned humans into panicky animals. … Continue readingToxic Behavior – Introduction
Blizzard Entertainment unveils their most exciting project since 2003! … Continue readingWarcraft III is in Early Access
“I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.” … Continue readingThe Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer Transcends Humanity
“…I can only imagine that Borderlands 3 will be one of the five best Borderlands games to come out in 2019.” … Continue readingBorderlands 3 – First Impressions
“Screenshots do not do the program justice. Only live footage can capture the grace and aesthetic of Recommandlined.” … Continue readingMS-DOS: Recommandlined Preview
“I knew Spencer Neumann. Spencer Neumann was a friend of mine. He did not deserve this.” … Continue readingA Tribute to Spencer Neumann
“…now with the legal dispute over grandfather’s estate finally settled, well, I earned that money, and it’s time to put it to good use.” … Continue readingLTC is Under Construction