DmC: DMC is Okay
We explore this sexual deviant and terrorist’s SSSensational adventures. … Continue readingDmC: DMC is Okay
Author: Michael Lowell
Why Google Stadia Failed
“It may seem unfair to say that Google Stadia has already failed, but the temporal rifts created by the platform have already revealed the future to highly-advanced organisms such as myself and I feel it is necessary to comment on them.” … Continue readingWhy Google Stadia Failed
Toxic Behavior – From Anonymous to Furious
“It’s more that nobody has “designed” anything, really, that the internet is a ramshackle bumfuck of a disaster designed by socially-awkward code monkeys who will be the first to go when we start murdering all of the robots.” … Continue readingToxic Behavior – From Anonymous to Furious
Toxic Behavior – A Primer on Human Nature
“…in order to understand why they are dumb, so that we can understand what ails our cutting-edge videogames, we need a primer on what I imagine actual researchers with actual degrees have to say about evolution and psychology.” … Continue readingToxic Behavior – A Primer on Human Nature
Toxic Behavior – Introduction
…a series of essays on how modern videogames turned humans into panicky animals. … Continue readingToxic Behavior – Introduction
Warcraft III is in Early Access
Blizzard Entertainment unveils their most exciting project since 2003! … Continue readingWarcraft III is in Early Access
The Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer Transcends Humanity
“I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.” … Continue readingThe Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer Transcends Humanity
Borderlands 3 – First Impressions
“…I can only imagine that Borderlands 3 will be one of the five best Borderlands games to come out in 2019.” … Continue readingBorderlands 3 – First Impressions
MS-DOS: Recommandlined Preview
“Screenshots do not do the program justice. Only live footage can capture the grace and aesthetic of Recommandlined.” … Continue readingMS-DOS: Recommandlined Preview
A Tribute to Spencer Neumann
“I knew Spencer Neumann. Spencer Neumann was a friend of mine. He did not deserve this.” … Continue readingA Tribute to Spencer Neumann