Hellblade is Other People
“Nobody has provided me with a good reason that I should be playing Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice when it is significantly more satisfying to COMPLAIN about it.”
Author: Michael Lowell
The Bemani Pro League Is AAAwkward
“And in this moment, we can declare that the Bemani Pro League is a resounding success, a love letter and celebration of a genre that no one plays anymore and that would not have been cutting-edge if it had been released in the nineteenth century, produced by a company that hasn’t cared about the videogame business in over a decade.”
The Fortnite Secret Lair is the Best Fortnite Secret Lair Yet
“Thank you to both Epic and Hasbro for making this a-Peely-ing moment happen.”
DmC: DMC is Okay
We explore this sexual deviant and terrorist’s SSSensational adventures.
Why Google Stadia Failed
“It may seem unfair to say that Google Stadia has already failed, but the temporal rifts created by the platform have already revealed the future to highly-advanced organisms such as myself and I feel it is necessary to comment on them.”
Toxic Behavior – From Anonymous to Furious
“It’s more that nobody has “designed” anything, really, that the internet is a ramshackle bumfuck of a disaster designed by socially-awkward code monkeys who will be the first to go when we start murdering all of the robots.”
Toxic Behavior – A Primer on Human Nature
“…in order to understand why they are dumb, so that we can understand what ails our cutting-edge videogames, we need a primer on what I imagine actual researchers with actual degrees have to say about evolution and psychology.”
Toxic Behavior – Introduction
…a series of essays on how modern videogames turned humans into panicky animals.
Warcraft III is in Early Access
Blizzard Entertainment unveils their most exciting project since 2003!
The Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer Transcends Humanity
“I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.”
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