The Fortnite Secret Lair is the Best Fortnite Secret Lair Yet
“Thank you to both Epic and Hasbro for making this a-Peely-ing moment happen.”
Category: Serious Business
A Message From Doom Eternal
ID Software and Bethesda Softworks are excited to reveal their plans for increased year-to-year operating revenues in the coming fiscal quarters!
Modern Warfare Prove Once Again Videogame Cannot Depict the Russia
“Why idiot Activision is not understand Russia people do not deserve the treatment?”
Why Google Stadia Failed
“It may seem unfair to say that Google Stadia has already failed, but the temporal rifts created by the platform have already revealed the future to highly-advanced organisms such as myself and I feel it is necessary to comment on them.”
Warcraft III is in Early Access
Blizzard Entertainment unveils their most exciting project since 2003!
The Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer Transcends Humanity
“I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.”
Borderlands 3 – First Impressions
“…I can only imagine that Borderlands 3 will be one of the five best Borderlands games to come out in 2019.”
MS-DOS: Recommandlined Preview
“Screenshots do not do the program justice. Only live footage can capture the grace and aesthetic of Recommandlined.”
A Tribute to Spencer Neumann
“I knew Spencer Neumann. Spencer Neumann was a friend of mine. He did not deserve this.”
The Truth About John Romero
“I hate to bring this story up, but this is probably as good a place to do it. John Romero never worked on Quake, or Doom, or Wolfenstein. But it’s even more fucked up than that.”
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