The Truth About John Romero
“I hate to bring this story up, but this is probably as good a place to do it. John Romero never worked on Quake, or Doom, or Wolfenstein. But it’s even more fucked up than that.”
Category: Serious Business
A Timeline of the Xbox One
“Thank you, Xbox One.”
Pom Gets Wi-Fi Serious Review
“After completing the game, I sat in spellbound, smiling silence for nearly an hour, and that’s perhaps the greatest praise I can lay upon a game.”
Complete List of Diablo III Error Messages
“Hopefully, the reason you cannot connect to Battle.net 2.0™ will soon become clear.”
Why I Am Retiring From StarCraft II
“I am done with this worthless video game, and I want everybody to know why I will be purchasing the StarCraft II expansion pack Heart of the Swarm on the second day instead of the first.”
The DotA Banlist’s Greatest Hits
“Well, see, I don’t care for authority. Especially not when that authority is built by a custom map for people who weren’t good enough to play Warcraft III and then that custom map fosters a community with a disgusting sense of elitism.”
Physics Ball 3!
Grab life by the ball! Physics Ball, that is!
Call of Duty: Black Ops™ Mega Hyper Super-Serious Review
“This is the best Call of Duty game released in the last six months. Maybe the last nine. It’s that good.”
Starcraft II Patch 1.2 Trailer Teaser (Patch 1.1.2)
“Sir, they’re using our own gameplay devices against us and the clock is ticking.”
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