“Everything about this show—from the corporate influence, to the structure, and pacing, to the horrible choice of entertainment options—is partially or absolutely the work of one Geoff Keighley, the Lord and Master of Doing the Dew. But talk is cheap and so is this awards ceremony. Let’s get to business.” … Continue readingThe Game Awards 2014 Sing-Along Guide
“If the Xbox One is to succeed as a video game device, it will be achieved by the people who once despised video games as entertainment media or give the artform little to no thought. The destruction of the preservation of art will predictably come from those who value video games the least.” … Continue readingE3 2013 Microsoft Press Conference Sing-Along Guide
“And speaking of “damned”, a Japanese corporation in a state of financial crisis wants to sell us a new entertainment system. Let’s listen.” … Continue readingPlayStation 4 Reveal Conference Sing-Along Guide
“I guess console video game developers have no problem throwing a party in honor of themselves when they have been getting their ass kicked all year.” … Continue readingSpike 2012 Video Game Awards Sing-Along Guide
“And with the wild success of the PlayStation and the calamitous failure of “multimedia”, the legend of Cybermania ’94: The Ultimate Gamer Awards only grows greater, with the cars at the back of the train finally reaching the crash in front of them.” … Continue readingCybermania ’94: The Ultimate Gamer Awards Sing-Along Guide
“Microsoft did not win E3.” … Continue readingE3 2012 Microsoft Press Conference Sing-Along Guide
“Coming at us like the yearly Call of Duty game, we know this event is going to suck and we keep buying into it anyway.” … Continue readingSpike 2011 Video Game Awards Sing-Along Guide
“…I am being downright pleasant when I call Microsoft’s 2011 outing one of the most dreadful in the history of the convention.” … Continue readingE3 2011 Microsoft Press Conference Sing-Along Guide
“This “event” is about “honoring” as many video games as possible and then promoting the sequel; where Uncharted 2 can win Game of the Year while losing out on Best Action-Adventure Game.” … Continue readingSpike 2010 Video Game Awards Sing-Along Guide