Category: WCG: Ultimate Gamer Season Two

“It’s over. It’s finally over. Our long, national nightmare is over.”

“Who said I was finished? You were really hoping I was, weren’t you? Too bad. This blog is a dictatorship. And I am the will of the people!”

“I am giving up a lot to write these. You owe me.”

“Let’s continue. Why? Because I’m the only person on the internet who watches the show. Somebody had to.”

“This was the most entertaining episode in the history of the series. It will be taught in schools, lecture halls, and on The History Channel. I give it my highest rating ever:”

“Let’s continue! What wacky adventures will the gamer universe find themselves in this week?”

“The second episode of World Cyber Games: Ultimate Gamer™ was the worst sixty minutes in television history. I’m serious.”

“Last season, nothing of interest happened. But this time, it’s on, mother fuckers.”