Back in 2002, game developer Blizzard Entertainment gave the world another real-time strategy gem by the name of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos. Believe it or not, there was Warcraft before World of Warcraft. And yes, it was a pretty damn big deal. At the time, Warcraft III was perhaps the most anticipated computer game in the history of the industry. Turned out it was a pretty fucking good video game. It won the hearts of critics, scored some Game of the Year swag, everything was peachy.
Unfortunately, there was a problem. After a handful of months with the game, people discovered that Warcraft III had a significant and serious flaw: Most human beings are terrible at video games and life in general. StarCraft players were enraged that their Six-Factory timing push didn’t work in Warcraft III and went back to playing StarCraft. That left real-time strategy newcomers to pick up the slack. Well, strategy games require the player to think. Thinking hurts the brain. Therefore, Warcraft III sucks. To make the most of their disappointing purchase, those players dabbled in the game’s robust custom game community and discovered Defense of the Ancients, a redux of StarCraft’s custom classic Aeon of Strife. It’s best surmised as “Warcraft III without the macromanagement, micromanagement, or a general need for motor skills.” Little surprise that this custom map became hugely popular. It became so popular that players required a remedy to deal with the pricks who grief-play, backstab, or have to deal with a family emergency. The Defense of the Ancients banlist (also known as the “shitlist”) was born.
It’s quite ingenius, actually. Through a combination of bots, scripting, and the requirement for all participants to possess a twenty-five-win icon on the Warcraft III ladder, Clan TDA was able to create and police a system of safeguards for their Defense of the Ancients matches. The Clan TDA-sanctioned matches became preferred to the public matches and developed a minor reputation for its level of play. Quite an achievement, huh? That achievement poses an obvious problem: What happens when you give a whiff of power to a demographic closely associated with the losing side of “The star quarterback just shoved some kid into a locker”? Oh, they’re getting some fucking revenge. On the football team? Hell no. Not unless they just banned their tormentor from a Clan TDA-sanctioned Defense of the Ancients match. “Oh, stop with the hyperbole! They don’t ban everyone and anyone!” Oh, you think that? You really think that? In the last six years, over forty-thousand accounts have been banned. Forty-thousand. That’s as many as four ten-thousands. And that’s hilarious.
But hey, nobody’s got anything to worry about. It won’t be a public relations nightmare for the people who play Defense of the Ancients, right? Nobody will find out why these deplorable human beings are banning people. It’s not like this “shitlist” works in conjunction with a text file that lists the reasons players have been banned on a line-by-line basis. And it’s not like this file is hosted and publicly available on the internet…
Well, see, I don’t care for authority. Especially not when that authority is built by a custom map for people who weren’t good enough to play Warcraft III and then that custom map fosters a community with a disgusting sense of elitism. So, it looks like I have to embarrass the internet bourgeoisie. I’m plenty fine with that. Of course, you need a way to follow along. You need to understand what’s going on here. I hope this will help you figure things out.
Got it? Good. Let’s start tearing people a new asshole.
No military campaign on the internet is complete without excuses for a defeat, demise, ban, or mental condition. Clan TDA and its supporters treat their games like military service: Once you join, you’re in it until dismissal or death No excuses will be tolerated. Somebody breaking into your house and putting you and your family at risk? That’s a ban, asshole. That’s not your teammates’ problem. Maybe you should have campaigned for stricter gun laws before the game started.
Could you imagine if Tom Brady was quarterbacking his way down the field during a game-winning Super Bowl drive? And then he threw an interception? And then his coaches found out Tom was watching The Godfather on his phone? He would be ruining it for everyone!!!
hereinyourarms (28551) 3-15 BS admits to watching a movie during play, ruining game (Frozt) on 2007-06-13 06:08:06 by sindicate.
Sounds to me like “gadzoooooooooks” was filming a nostalgic throwback to the video game commercials of the nineties. “HEY KIDS, TIRED OF BORING VIDEO GAMES LIKE SOLITAIRE AND SUPER METROID? SICK OF TRIED-AND-TRUE ENTERTAINMENT ASSOCIATED WITH BUZZ-WORDS SUCH AS “GAMEPLAY”, “DEPTH”, AND “FUN”? WELL, GET READY TO GET DOTA’ED!!!”
gadzoooooooooks (121339) 2-6 Leaves @ 24:30 after death “OH NO MY COMPUTER EXPLODED” (GC=153) on 2009-11-05 02:21:49 by phlox
This is the problem with shows such as “16 and Pregnant” and “Muppet Babies”. They teach people that it is okay for anyone to have children, even when the laws of nature are in agreement that they should not be.
starcraftnoobs left game with pudge during a 5v5 saying ” g2g my brothers having a baby” and was feeder 1-22 with pudge on 2006-01-29 00:00:00 by LittleFaith
Not until he sees their birth certificates.
DevlynZnn (18760) 0-0 NA says “i’m not playing with all these foreigners” and leaves @ 00:25 on 2006-12-05 19:40:56 by buddha-nfriends
That’s what his mother gets for taking out a mortgage that she can’t afford. Damn poor people. The history of the human species has been a struggle where the poor mercilessly oppress the rich. Why are the wealthy always the first to suffer?
Sancor (21689) 0-1 Abaddon says “they trying to steal my house” and leaves @13:12 (Fear) on 2007-01-28 08:24:57 by Jewified.
Insane Defense of the Ancients Stunt Bonus – Distance: 127 feet; Height: 35 feet; Flips: 1; Rotation: 274 degrees.
digitaljesus (35367) 1-6 weaver says “oh fuck a car just crashed into my third story apartment window jesus fucking christ” and leaves @ 42:12 on 2007-09-14 00:18:30 by enemy
After word of this incident made its way through the household, pimps_r_us was banned from pimping for the rest of the school year.
pimps_r_us (28582) 4-4 weaver leaves @ 39:43 after saying “my moms bitching me out will i be banne if i leave” on 2007-06-09 13:18:53 by unholydonuts
Why wouldn’t Clan TDA ban “p.e.o.n.” from Defense of the Ancients games? It appears that he has fallen under the sway of a heathen religion!
p.e.0.n (25154) 0-5 BB says “plz dont ban im going to church” and leaves @ 29:41 on 2007-04-08 13:41:57 by buddha-nfriends
hellorc123 and his dad haven’t figured out how to add each other to their friends lists so they never find the same games.
hellorc123 (2780) 0-4 tiny said “g2g going to have breakfast with daddy barely get to see him” and left game@ 33:48 on 2006-03-25 00:00:00 by Hellknight-HKS
lolok i understnad
evenstar (36394) 0-0 POTM says “sty guys i ahve to leave sleep iam 10 years old 2morro school” and leaves @10:48 on 2007-09-26 21:36:33 by philip.j.fry
I highly doubt that anybody would cheat in an online video game. Super.paki, if that is your real name, I believe that you should be ashamed of yourself for ruining a Defense of the Ancients match.
super.paki (27620) SB leaves @46:28 because he thinks opponents maphack on 2007-06-15 06:56:02 by jewified.
Thirty minutes later, and I swear that you cannot make this stuff up…
haodz (28113) Maphacking on 2007-06-15 07:24:33 by jewified
Pictured: Paul Pierce gets injured playing Defense of the Ancients.
Great athletes get hurt in every sport. Defense of the Ancients is no exception. The difference? Inferior sports let players substitute themselves out of the game. When rugby and mixed martial arts and World War II all had a baby, they called it Defense of the Ancients. You know what you got into when you signed up, kid.
Yeah, spontaneous combustion is not the leading cause of death in the elderly, but it’s definitely one of the most hilarious.
Srs (25031) 0-2 NA leaves @ 38:37 after saying “I HAVE TO GO MY GRANDMA IS ON FIRE” (Sang) on 2007-04-08 20:02:01 by buddha-nfriends
In your eye, son! In your eye! Pow!
potosys (40672) 0-2 Pudge says “OMFG MY EYE IS BLEEDING” and leaves @12:40 on 2007-11-12 16:35:21 by philip.j.fry
Guess you could say he got hit by the pain train, TrainofPain.! Har har! You have to admire the nature of these bans. Imagine if your boss denied you a sick day because of a family emergency. There would only be one question: “Where would you clock him in the face?”
TrainofPain. (22191) 0-1 PL says “cousin just broke his arm i have to take him to the ER” after death and leaves @14:35 on 2007-02-06 19:09:58 by BandofBrothers
Too many? We’re talking about “online video games” here. I played Halo on Xbox Live for about a month. I remember when some kid was discussing his day at school with his mom. He left the microphone on. His science class was boring. His homework was finished. I shit liquids for the next three weeks.
eggplan7 (108279) Leaves @26:12 claiming “i took too many pain killers” (Gc = 129) on 2009-06-01 14:19:17 by pocket_squirrel
Shameful. Americans’s me-first society is so selfish. It is sickening that one person would give up on the lives of several gamers just to save one of his own. America was never greedy before Barack Obama brainwashed everybody with Socialism™.
gvsudota says mom is in the hospital and afk’s rest of game on 2006-08-30 22:41:42 by Providence-
I am not sure if I believe you. I would like to see video of this happening. You know, for research purposes. If you know what I mean! ;D ;D ;D
yogurt- (34728) 11-11 NA says “I HAVE TO GO MY MOTHER JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR AGAIN DAMNIT” and leaves @54:58 on 2007-09-06 03:02:46 by unholydonuts
I would like to recommend the Acorn Stairlift™. Your grandma currently feels like she is living in half of her house. But with the Acorn Stairlift™, she won’t have to suffer any more embarrassment while using the stairs!
Fork_My_Orc (25077) 4-8 PL says “G2G GRANDMA FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!” and leaves @ 65:59 on 2007-04-07 01:21:43 by buddha-nfriends
I have to admire the honesty. I also have to laugh at the name of the person who reported this particular ban.
ag.loislane (6309) 2-12 wd leaves @36:38 after saying ” i gtg wash my vagina i think i just got raped ” on 2006-06-04 00:00:00 by DivineRape
When your sport becomes popular enough, it attracts the best. The best become moderators. The moderators ban people. Seels is the best at what he does. He is a world-class athlete. He is what happened when Defense of the Ancients needed a legitimate badass. He snaps joints and pummels inferior competition with the stiffest blows in the badass world of underground DotA. He will punch you in the face and you will applaud his technique. Then he will ban you from Defense of the Ancients and you will be mad.
I completely agree with the actions that Seels has taken. By thinking quickly and responding faster, Seels has left little doubt as to whether or not he “[has] a life or not”.
jerkfood !timeban 1440 when i timeban this guy for a day he messages me questioning whether i have a life or not on 2006-02-03 00:00:00 by Seels
Good luck, “beck”. You’re going to have a difficult time proving to the public that a religious man would abuse the powers granted to him.
beck thou shalt not leave seels games. 3rd commandment. on 2005-08-13 00:00:00 by Seels
That’s right, “altf4”. You’re talking to a high-ranking member of the church clergy. Shut your mouth, clown.
altf4 Next time you’re going to talk shit make sure you’re aware who you’re doing it to on 2006-07-17 14:53:41 by seels
Eh, I wouldn’t call it “closing”. It’s more like “shutting off the power, locking the doors, and threatening to call the authorities if everybody isn’t out the door by closing time”. There’s a huge difference! Why doesn’t anybody believe me!?
bkz leaves because his cafe is closing? whateer on 2006-03-10 00:00:00 by Seels
“See, I’ll ban you from playing Defense of the Ancients! You know, that game you just said sucks! Bet I ruined your day, asshole!”
bea_realfag Dota sucks eh? on 2005-04-15 00:00:00 by Seels
Yeah. Know who else used to seel people’s items? Hitler did. Namely the Jews’ items. Yeah, Hitler’s dead now. He took a bullet to the brain. You don’t want to end up like him. Nobody seels Seels’ items, you jackoff.
demboys Dont seel my items retard on 2005-07-09 00:00:00 by Seels
Purchasing a Comcast™ Triple Play™ family plan in order to provide television, internet, and phone entertainment directly into your home? That’s a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
wentao Fix your godamn internet connection on 2006-07-21 16:20:15 by seels
Dont worry, Seels. You’ll understand how mother-son relationships work when your favorite anime characters have kids.
joman_ge leaving cause his mom wanted him at a party??? huh? on 2006-02-15 00:00:00 by Seels
Ever!!!
aiometh you will not afk in my games ever. on 2005-08-11 00:00:00 by Seels
EVER!!!
kelnoz Suiciding 6-19 “oh not dont ban my life is over omg” fuckign child. No appeal ever. on 2006-07-04 00:00:00 by seels
DO NOT REMOVE OR I WILL SEND YOU VERY THREATENING COMMENTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND ATTEMPT TO OUTPLAY YOU IN A VIDEO GAME.
snowofpower DO NOT REMOVE. Completely ruined game. Blocked with chickens/tks/says he doesnt need tda. Fuck him on 2005-06-17 00:00:00 by Seels
You didn’t answer his question, Seels. That tells me that you’re trying to hide something. I bet it’s cocks. In your mouth!
goddamnit asks me ” hey seels how many cocks can you suck in a minute?”. yea buddy. egg on a shitlist on 2006-05-17 00:00:00 by Seels
Okay, yeah, I’ll have to admit that I laughed pretty hard.
x-vega “im a stupid fuck stupid ass fuck that likes banning people for no reason to get my fix” heres my fix on 2005-09-25 00:00:00 by Seels
The name “citus” means aroused. Apparently, Citus has a ban fetish. He may be salaried by a corporation as part of sounding angry all the time. His paper trail currently accounts for seventy-three percent of the internet’s recorded uses of the word “fuck”. That market share will continue to rise as Maddox allows his own web site to collect dust.
Man, who would ever use the anonymity of the internet to pretend they’resomething that they aren’t? That is like, lame, bruh.
goatsex don’t ever fucking pretend to be me mother fucker on 2006-01-23 00:00:00 by citus
The other moderators should take note: The potential for “pita1124” to refuck or fuckfulness his attitude during this extended leave should be of great concern to the Defense of the Ancients community.
pita1124 needs a 1 month vacation to unfuck his attitude on 2005-09-06 00:00:00 by citus
Well, I don’t see why anybody would have a problem with that.
pubemasterflex hopes i die on 2005-01-28 00:00:00 by citus
Oh, man! Burn! Mother fucking burn! Get owned, biggums! Get owned! Bet you weren’t expecting that!
endal and now you are shitlisted n00b on 2005-05-20 00:00:00 by citus
“Dawg, I trust you wit’ my sister, and now she join da Crips! She were gonna be a Blood, man! Dat how you repay me, broski?”
xxxbigpoppaxxx i was nice to you and this is how you repay me — fuck you and your brother on 2005-02-19 00:00:00 by citus
I hear that they only teach this at the most prestigious colleges and universities in the world. That is, they do not teach these things at the University of Texas. You have to wonder how so many of their students picked up the practice.
tactical-xiii maybe in the future you will learn not to shit where you eat on 2005-01-21 00:00:00 by citus
Sending god-damn random whispers, fuck off? That’s a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
dota_buck no don’t fucking send me god damn random whispers fuck off on 2005-02-19 00:00:00 by citus
Are you a state senator from Idaho? BANNABLE OFFENSE!
hunter-xstrider you are a faggot on 2005-01-22 00:00:00 by citus
haxxord aka dank-stoner aka fag on 2005-09-11 00:00:00 by citus
Fuck mothers? BANNABLE OFFENSE!
brak- distributing 6.0 mother fucker fuck you on 2005-01-17 00:00:00 by citus
Bannable offense? BANNABLE OFFENSE!
forever[nin] fuck your shit you aren’t ever getting back in on 2005-01-11 00:00:00 by citus
Unfortunately for all of us, Citus disappeared in 2006 and was never to be heard from again. It is even more unfortunate that three years later, Clan TDA made sure it would stay that way.
citus stolen account — there is only one true ‘citus’ on 2009-05-16 09:45:05 by wuffle
As that famous television show taught us, cats and dogs say the darnedest things! The Defense of the Ancients community is like a family to me, but so is Mr. Flufflekins. And I can’t help it if he’s so darn cute! Why can’t you, DotA players? WHY CAN’T YOU?
There are people out there who think feeding the homeless is a shameful endeavor but then drop down thousands of dollars to get surgeries for their pets. What does that have to do with Defense of the Ancients? Nothing, really. Just droppin’ knowledge, y’all.
smokemon (26271) 0-5 Omni leaves @ 33:04 because “my cat just threw up and has been sick i gotta bring him to vet” on 2007-04-27 18:31:50 by buddha-nfriends
In defense of “canadianbeer”, it was a bloodthirsty pterodactyl.
canadianbeer (28073) 4-8 Destroyer says “oh look a bird” and leaves @55:18 on 2007-05-31 09:42:18 by jewified.
Defense of the Ancients is the hottest game in the country right now! And you know what that means: Hide the family dog. He may just catch a burning passion for DotA!
timetofeed (47380) says “MY DOGS ON FIRE” and leaves @1:27 on 2008-01-24 12:14:35 by jewified.
killer.goat (38484) Ogre says ‘OH SHIT MY DOG JUST EXPLODED’ then leaves @24:09 on 2007-10-21 00:52:59 by frozt
auditor (29762) 1-4 Viper sells items; makes chicken army; suicides said army; leaves @ 50:27 saying “GG GUYS MY DOG IS ON FIRE BYEEE” on 2007-06-25 17:38:40 by buddha-nfriends
Fish swims in water, breathes air. You can’t explain that.
vag (123733) Leaves after saying “MA GOLDFISH IS DROWNING HALLLLLP” @ 31:55; (Gc=24) on 2009-12-29 08:12:28 by dbx_5
This shouldn’t have shocked anyone. It was on the shady side of town by the dog pound. He knew what he was getting into.
hotsauce. (28226) 0-0 Obsidian leaves @5:31 after saying his cat’s house is on fire on 2007-06-02 11:47:31 by jewified.
According to Wikipedia, “Greek fire was an incendiary weapon used by the Byzantine Empire. The Byzantines typically used it in naval battles to great effect as it could continue burning even under water.”
frothyseaturtle (75632) leaves after first death (MY FISH TANK IS ON FIRE)@4:39 gc=1 on 2008-09-28 23:19:02 by prac.makes.perf
It’s okay. Nobody is going to judge you if it was consensual.
jesusisntreal (58154) 0-6 Dark Seer leaves @34:13 after saying “OMG MY CAT IS RAPING ME” on 2008-05-04 23:22:20 by aftershock-
I hear pussies have a way of doing that.
dota-4-tea (59159) 2-4 Medusa leaves @37:15 after saying “omg cats in my lingerie drawer” (JFK) on 2008-05-18 18:51:31 by unholydonuts
It only seems fitting one of the few things that can stop Defense of the Ancients is another force of nature. Mother nature has a liberal bias. It hates our freedoms and only wishes to destroy them. Therefore, the earthquake triggers the volcano that starts a landslide that slams into the ocean and causes a tsunami that floods inland areas and introduces them to the plague. Not even Defense of the Ancients is safe from these horrors.
Hey, you can’t blame “snorlax13” for leaving. He wouldn’t want to be caught sleeping on the job, would he?
snorlax13 (28148) SK leaves @08:53. “guys i g2g im a firefighter and am on call and theres been a fire at a farm house” His previous ban for leaving + this one are quite suspicious. on 2007-06-01 12:41:52 by xtort
A, a, a megathrust earthquake? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen!?
pecan_pie (45316) 0-11 furion says “oh shit earthquake at my house” and plug pulls @ 30:54 on 2007-12-31 17:29:08 by sh0cky
Leaving a Defense of the Ancients game because of the risk that a thunderstorm could fry your computer? That’s a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
sunfire[woz] (24234) 1-3 Void leaves @ 39:03; says ” yeh sry 2 tell u tyis guys but i g2g; fucking thunderstorm started in;dads kicking me off;fraid comps gona fry” on 2007-03-21 19:17:44 by buddha-nfriends
Commenting on the legend of “facestabber” would only disrespect his accomplishments. You are an incredible human being, “facestabber”. May you live well, “facestabber”.
facestabber says “omg a tornado is attacking my house i think its hurricane katrina” and leaves. on 2006-02-03 00:00:00 by DonExodus
We got lucky in 2006. It passed us by.
Valon (19837) 0-4 Naix says “OMFG METEOR” and leaves @ 23:59 on 2006-12-30 08:48:08 by buddha-nfriends
However, it was still a concern. Three years later, it returned to get the job done.
qazzidrood (109333) Says “OH SHIT A COMET HIT MY CAT” and leaves @13:20 (Gc = 12) on 2009-06-12 14:10:02 by pocket_squirrel
It’s hard to understand why people would tire of a third-party custom game system where players can get banned for combing their hair to the wrong side of their head. The proletariat understands this. They understand that a specter is haunting DotA; the specter of “I don’t give a fuck, fuck you!”
It’s cool, bruh. He got this, dawg. You dig, son?
sakukoivu (119849) Says “I GOT A PUSSY TO FUCK SORRY” and leaves @37:23 (Gc = 516) on 2009-10-10 13:22:13 by pocket_squirrel
Forty years from now, the children of “jesuswasntblack” will ask him a very important question: Where were you when Derek Anderson passed for seven yards in a football game with no playoff implications?
jesuswasntblack 12541 afk’s saying “i’m content watching lions vs browns” on 2005-08-21 00:00:00 by rush4hire
His Divine Rapier in her Urn of Shadows? No way. *keeps reading* For twenty-three minutes? Eh, kinda plausible.
seraphium (20302) 3-3 PoTM AFKs 29 – 52; says “wife wanted to ahve sex” on 2007-01-02 23:59:59 by buddha-nfriends
That’s the great thing about American capitalism: It is not Soviet communism. You have the right to purchase a five-pound bag of chocolates. But if you are not satisfied, you can purchase an eight-pound bag of chocolates. Thank you, Wal-Mart, for keeping our stomachs informed.
snowyisfat (7175) 4-6 nw sells and buys items over and over because he “can’t decide what to get. so many choices” leads to ruining game for team on 2006-06-20 00:00:00 by divinerape
This is the difference between Defense of the Ancients players and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles never let Shredder take over New York City while they were on a lunch break.
FOUL_BEAST (22689) 1-8 NA says “pizzas here ban away” and leaves @ 66:41; game ends @ 77 on 2007-02-18 18:27:18 by buddha-nfriends
“[S]how [sic] logg in appeal”. For those of you who are wondering, Clan TDA has a web site where you appeal your ban. A moderator then reads the appeal and chooses not to unban you. I’m sure “chucknorrisv2.0” will get around to issuing his appeal in the near-future.
chucknorrisv2.0 (13670) 0-5 pulls plug @ 28:14 after saying “omfg great here comes the computer failure.. fuck” – show logg in appeal on 2006-09-05 19:47:31 by Jet-
The Bird shoe. The Magic shoe. Choose your weapon. From DotA.
jukalypse (129290) Destroys ally’s Boots of Speed at 5:50. “YO. BRO. U MISSING BOOTS?” on 2010-05-18 10:09:28 by cheez-its
Disney Animated Films presents the story of a young boy who just wants to sing a song and dance like all the other kids! But deep inside, a growing problem is emerging…
myrm (32865) 1-5 SkeleKing leaves 5v4 w/o proper ff @31:08 saying “30min cya i gotta shit and sing and dance” (Philip.J.Fry) on 2007-08-12 12:08:24 by vigi-
Let’s conclude this article by reminding people that Defense of the Ancients is the future of sports. It requires incredible commitment and discipline. It also brings out our primal side. It is not surprising to see that words will be exchanged. Some of these words are less than pleasant. Dare I say, rage?
Ever read those movie descriptions on the Internet Movie Database? Where the plot summary reads something close to “A mother and her four kids are forced to get down on their knees and… (more)”?
crazy_penguin Continued to open his mouth spewing out foul shit that offended everyone in the game and then proceeding to be a complete ass – his attitude and behavior is a disgrace to the human race and if you wa on 2005-05-02 00:00:00 by Ario
According to what they taught me in Catholic School, homosexuality is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!
lakewoodloc U R A FAGGOT AND LIKE TO TAKE DICKS UP THE ASS THATS MY POINT on 2006-10-17 21:27:20 by Wuffle
Most of these bans do not tell the entire story. It is always nice to get a comprehensive explanation that leaves little doubt in what transpired.
asdlfkj@useast FUCK YOU on 2005-02-05 00:00:00 by Mudcrow
Uh, yeah. That’s exactly what it’s like.
pandasmurf Leave on countdowns – bash a mod – it is like a fucking mastercard commercial except it ends with me owning your ass on 2005-03-05 00:00:00 by Ario
Heheh, okay. Honestly, I think he’s got you there.
randomer. (6769) 1-5 enchantress said “you should find a chick to suck your dick cause i know it hasn’t happened yet” and left@ 37:04 on 2006-06-12 00:00:00 by hellknight-hks
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The bad news? This is the end of the line for this wonderful tribute to the DotA Banlist. The good news? People still play Defense of the Ancients. This means more people will be banned. There will be more reasons to laugh at this community. And when there are no more bans? That means Defense of the Ancients has died. And that will be the ultimate victory.
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