We explore this sexual deviant and terrorist’s SSSensational adventures.

“Why idiot Activision is not understand Russia people do not deserve the treatment?”

“It may seem unfair to say that Google Stadia has already failed, but the temporal rifts created by the platform have already revealed the future to highly-advanced organisms such as myself and I feel it is necessary to comment on them.”

“It’s more that nobody has “designed” anything, really, that the internet is a ramshackle bumfuck of a disaster designed by socially-awkward code monkeys who will be the first to go when we start murdering all of the robots.”

“…in order to understand why they are dumb, so that we can understand what ails our cutting-edge videogames, we need a primer on what I imagine actual researchers with actual degrees have to say about evolution and psychology.”

…a series of essays on how modern videogames turned humans into panicky animals.

Blizzard Entertainment unveils their most exciting project since 2003!

“I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.”

“…I can only imagine that Borderlands 3 will be one of the five best Borderlands games to come out in 2019.”

“Screenshots do not do the program justice. Only live footage can capture the grace and aesthetic of Recommandlined.”

“I knew Spencer Neumann. Spencer Neumann was a friend of mine. He did not deserve this.”

“…now with the legal dispute over grandfather’s estate finally settled, well, I earned that money, and it’s time to put it to good use.”

“I hate to bring this story up, but this is probably as good a place to do it. John Romero never worked on Quake, or Doom, or Wolfenstein. But it’s even more fucked up than that.”

“[I]f you want the best singleplayer and multiplayer skirmishes in a genre which is heavily defined by the number of moving parts, then you start by cutting out the phase of play that looks more like the beginning of a chess game and less like the awesome simulation of war that RTS can be.”